The great Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen used to sing about vital statistics every day in The Big Breakfast; while their stats were less than vital, here are some you just won't be able to live without... well... maybe...

For over a year now we have been watching, listening and gathering statistics about what we talk about in #epic.lan. This has now been analysed, parsed, compiled and had their splines thoroughly reticulated.

We are proud to announce to you.... irc.stats.epiclan.co.uk

have fun... :)